Tenho passado ao lado de todas essas correntes de vírus que alastram por essas contas de e-mail espalhadas por esse mundo fora. Mas tenho recebido algumas mensagens curiosas.
Ontem recebi um e-mail do, alegadamente, filho do falecido Jonas Savimbi.
I AM MR TAOFEEK SAVIMBI, SON TO THE LATE GENERAL JONAS SAVIMBI, LEADER OF THE ANGOLAN UNITA REBEL WHO WAS SHOT DEAD ON MONDAY 25TH FEBUARY 2002 BY THE OPPOSING FORCES OF ANGOLAN ARMY. FOR THE PAST YEARS NOW OUR COUNTRY HAVE BEEN IN POLITICAL CRISIS AND CONFLITS BETWEEN THE UNITA REBEL AND GOVERMENT ALLIED FORCES. AS A MATTER OF FACT,BEFORE THE DEATH OF GENERAL JONAS SAVIMBI, I WAS GIVEN US$29.8 MILLION DOLLARS,45,550 CARAT DIAMOND AND 5400 POUNCE GOLD FOR THE PURCHASING OF FIRE ARMS AND ARMUNATIONS FROM RUSSIA AND A MINI LAFEYETTE FRIGATE FROM UKRAIN. I CONSIDERED IT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY AS HE IS NOW LATE CONSPHICATED THE PACKAGE AND DIVERTED IT TO EUROPE WHERE IT HAS BEEN DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY COMPANY ON A SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT AS A TREASURE.
THEREFORE, MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS FOR YOU TO ASSIST ME WITH YOUR PERSONALITY AND INFLUENCE TO TRANSFER AND SECURE THE SAID TREASURE OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY, INTO YOUR POSSESSION. I HAVE THE AMBITION OF INVESTING THIS MONEY AND AS WELL KEEPING A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
Esta última frase pareceu-me um bocado gay.
Ok, resumindo, o filho do Jonas Savimbi quer que eu o ajude a recuperar os valores destinados a comprar armamento, além de querer ter uma relação duradoura comigo.
…. mas será que eu fiz algum mal a alguém?!