Encontrei um site com uns testes porreiros. Chama-se The Spark e eis o que aprendi lá sobre mim:
1. Sou um homem (ainda bem que quanto a isso não há dúvidas) “It all adds up… You are definitely a man!”
2. Sou um Mastermind. (é sempre bom saber isso) “Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker ). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this “scheming.” Don’t learn German. Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader–you’ve definitely got the “vision” thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.
3. Tenho 59% de bom amigo. (seja lá o que isso for). “Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 59% rock-solid friend. Are you a Virgo? [Não, não sou] I’m not surprised. You’re a good friend at times, but other times you’re harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You’re the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don’t actually have to hang out with that person. But you’re generally trustworthy and sensitive to others’ needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You’ll never be the Best Man at a wedding, but you’ll also never be the Worst Man. Don’t be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them.
4. Tenho 86% de “un-telligence”. (não sei o que é mas não deve ser nada de grave). “You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
86% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% ”
5. E finalmente: Vou morrer a 5 de Outubro de 2051 com 70 anos. (Ver se não marco nada de importante para esse dia) Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: October 5, 2051 at the age of 70 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (36%), Cancer (27%), Alcoholism (8%) [Só 8%?!?!], Contagious Disease (6%)”
É bom estarmos informados sobre estas coisas….